ABOUT THE AUTHOR
DISCLAIMER: The preceding essay is entirely the work of satirist and self-appointed political pundit, CJ Hopkins and does not reflect the views or opinions of the Consent Factory, Inc., its management, staff, or any of its agents, subsidiaries, or assigns. If, for whatever inexplicable reasons, you appreciate Mr. Hopkins’ work and would like to support it, please go to his Patreon page and give him as little $1 a month (or send your donation to his PayPal account), so that maybe he’ll stop coming around our offices trying to hit our staff up for money. Alternatively, you could purchase his debut novel, Zone 23, which we hear is pretty funny, or any of his subversive stage plays, or come find him in Berlin and buy him a beer. He’s been known to frequent a number of extremely suspicious RUSSIAN establishments in Kreuzberg. Here he is at Datscha, waiting to seditiously eat a plate of pelmeni or something.