DAVE LINDORFF—A Republican can visit the lower stretch of Miami Beach’s Alton Road — the main concourse of the city — at high tide and watch the sea surge up through the storm drains and, even if he or she ends up standing in calf-deep seawater that wasn’t there a few years ago, insist that climate change is a “liberal hoax.” Laughable? Sure, but no more so than some liberal Democrat standing off a mile or so from the Pentagon — the world’s largest office building! — and, while taking in the view of its vast parking lots holding the cars of some of its 23,000 employees, denying that the US military is a bloated monstrosity in need of epic downsizing.